Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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