Hey man sorry I got all grabby
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wish there were birth control emojis
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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