Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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