what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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