Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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