are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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