I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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