Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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