You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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