everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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