That's intense
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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