hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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