I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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