please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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