so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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