the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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