Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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