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who do you think you are?

(407): View more from Florida

someone who doesn't ask that question

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(352): View more from Florida

never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair

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(720): View more from Colorado

Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you

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(647): View more from Ontario

Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.

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(512): View more from Texas

In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today

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(206): View more from Washington

Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.

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