Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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