no. you can't hotbox the world.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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