Do you still have your period?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
worst night to have a conscience
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just want to make out with him forever
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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