My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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