I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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