Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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