I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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