You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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