Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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