she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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