Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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