The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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