dude i'm inner monologue high
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Did I show you my penis last night?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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