Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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