Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
we should paint friendship bongs
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