I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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