dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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