Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
