So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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