I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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