They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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