seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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