i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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