dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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