smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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