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(314): View more from Missouri

I think i peed on brittanys purse

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(253): View more from Washington

Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?

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(917): View more from New York City

They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"

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(509): View more from Washington

My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.

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(914): View more from New York

Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing

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(269): View more from Michigan

Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...

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