That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
