normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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