Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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