So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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