just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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