i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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