My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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