I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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