I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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