dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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