hell yes lets make some ravioli
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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