party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
do nipples grow back?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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