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  I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.

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• (818): View more from California

  She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.

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  And she used to have such long ones. Sad.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.

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  Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian

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• (619): View more from California

  Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times

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• (409): View more from Texas

  we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman

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