He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.