So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
high people should be assigned attendants
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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