Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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