Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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