You really coming over, don't trick.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
