Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
