Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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