What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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